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The Worm Garden
Created on 2008-08-28 21:07:44 (#16467390), last updated 2009-11-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Malign Paradigm |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-07-04 |
| Location: | United States |
BioINGREDIENTS
* 12 idle speculations.
* 1 1/4 cups confectioners' procrastination.
* 1 cup all-purpose crazy.
* 1 1/2 teaspoons of profound resignation.
* 1 1/2 teaspoons of feigned unawareness.
* 1/2 teaspoon of pretentious intellectual affectation.
* 1/4 troubled soul.
* 1 cup combat machine
DIRECTIONS
1. Separate the layers; discard excesses or refrigerate for another use. Measure cognitive dissonance, adding or removing conflicting ideas as needed to equal 1-1/2 cups. Place in a mixing bowl; let stand at room temperature for eons.
2. Meanwhile, sift confectioners' procrastination and under achievement three times; set aside. Add cream of Jeremy, gene extracts for being a dickhead to personality; beat (off) on high speed. Gradually add skepticism, beating until cynicism is dissolved and stiff peaks form. Fold in pale flesh, 1/4 cup at a time. Gently spoon into a stereotypical mold. Cut through skin with a knife to remove air pockets. Bake at 350 degrees F for 25 years or until body springs back when lightly touched. Immediately invert mold; cool completely before removing Jeremy from pan. Enjoy!
FOOTNOTE
*Nutritional Analysis: Not a significant source of calories from sanity.
* 12 idle speculations.
* 1 1/4 cups confectioners' procrastination.
* 1 cup all-purpose crazy.
* 1 1/2 teaspoons of profound resignation.
* 1 1/2 teaspoons of feigned unawareness.
* 1/2 teaspoon of pretentious intellectual affectation.
* 1/4 troubled soul.
* 1 cup combat machine
DIRECTIONS
1. Separate the layers; discard excesses or refrigerate for another use. Measure cognitive dissonance, adding or removing conflicting ideas as needed to equal 1-1/2 cups. Place in a mixing bowl; let stand at room temperature for eons.
2. Meanwhile, sift confectioners' procrastination and under achievement three times; set aside. Add cream of Jeremy, gene extracts for being a dickhead to personality; beat (off) on high speed. Gradually add skepticism, beating until cynicism is dissolved and stiff peaks form. Fold in pale flesh, 1/4 cup at a time. Gently spoon into a stereotypical mold. Cut through skin with a knife to remove air pockets. Bake at 350 degrees F for 25 years or until body springs back when lightly touched. Immediately invert mold; cool completely before removing Jeremy from pan. Enjoy!
FOOTNOTE
*Nutritional Analysis: Not a significant source of calories from sanity.
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